Composition Pays Tribute to Candidates

May 21, 2010

Anonymous McCreary County Record The McCreary County Record Fri May 21, 2010, 03:43 PM EDT

— Four Kidds came to a Greene yard with a Hatfield of four Redden colored Wilson Balls. When they looked up they saw a Mann, known as the King, standing there wearing only Haynes underwear! The King was eating a Heath or Clark bar, I wasn’t for sure, and drinking a V8 Fuson. The King looked like he needed to shave his Baird.

Beside him was a large dog named Cooper. The King asked the Kidds if they wanted some Coffey but they said “No” and offered the King a Corder for three Waters. The King said the Price was just right, then said “cya 2 Morrow.”

Later that day the Kidds went walking into the country and it began to Hale. There they heard a Mann telling a girl named Taylor to Tucker shirt in, and a baby pointing at a bee yelling “Kilby Kilby!!”

Then a Mann talking to his wife. The Mann said “Honeycutt it out.” Then a woman Anderson were digging in their garden.

Then an off-brand Ford truck pulled up. The truck was called a Hansford, in the bed on the truck was a pile of Phillips screwdrivers. The Mann inside asked if the Kidds needed a ride, the Kidds climbed in. They drove on and the Mann picked up a Walker on the side of the road, you could tell he was Gay (happy) by the smile on his face. On the radio was Brooks and Dunn singing a song on their new album. The Mann said you can buy the album at

Daughtery’s Drugs.

The Mann told the Kidds about his hunting trip. Then he asked if they would like to help him skin his deer. He said “but we gotta Skinner good, ok?”

The Kidds said no and the Mann dropped them off at an old store. The store was called Murphy’s. Inside there was a Mann watching a ball game on TV, was chanting “Gowin Gowin!!” The announcer on the TV said some of the star players were Creekmore, Jones, Phelps, Stephens, Gregory, Lominac, Bryant, Gilreath, Helton, Barnett, Cox, Perry and Bozeman…

Did Genoe about the election?

Jerica Genoe

Pine Knot, KY 42635

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